Smalltalk im Hanix-Magazin No.40

Publiziert 17. Januar 2016

„Dinge, die Heilbronner nicht sagen“ und unsere „Thekenphilosophen“, diesmal mit einer heiklen Flirtfrage, in der Rubrik „Smalltalk“. Text: Friedemann Orths, Fotos: Ulla Kühnle

Ralph Munz

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